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"Be home in an hour or so" .. your text read. I wanted to give you a surprise.. a sexy surprise at that! Oh yes! I decided that I would dress myself up in something delicious for you. But what to wear would be the slight dilemma.

I hopped into the shower and scrubbed my body down. My mind started going wild as I tried to imagine what I would wear that would make you think.. DAMN. What could I or what would I want to wear that would give you big HUGE smile on that handsome face of yours and make your cock rock hard? I love how you look at me when you eye me over.. up and down.. side to side.. taking in the view before you. Oh, so hot.

Mmmm anyways…

Thoughts went from wearing nothing but thigh high fishnet stockings, heels and a sexy black lacey bra… to wearing absolutely nothing but red heels and a red corset. OR nothing at all but thigh high fishnets and heels. OH so many options. I have this fascination with getting fucked in thigh high fishnets stockings.. I don’t know why.

I started to shave my legs and thought to myself.. how your hands would feel caressing my soft legs. My oh my.. I just couldn’t keep my thoughts on track. My mind tends to wander all over the place when I think about your hands … wandering all over my body.

I get more soap and lather up my pussy. I know how much you love her being clean shaven. Especially when she’s been freshly shaved. I love how your mustache tickles her as you eat me up. Love it all.. love your tongue. I love your cock.

I step out of the shower and dry myself. Hmmm.. where is that sparkly body lotion that smells like berries? I know that scent will drive you wild. I put some of the lotion into my hand and proceed to apply it all over my body. All over my tits. All over my hips and thighs. All over my arms. And all over my tits again.. just to make sure. I wished you hands were all over me right now..

I walk towards my dresser and get my thigh high fishnet stockings, black panties, and your favorite black bra. It’s the one that can barely contain my tits.. I’ll admit, I love that bra too. And if these panties were any smaller…

I sit on the end of my bed and start to put the left stocking on. My hand unrolling it up my leg.. up to my thighs. I do the same with the right one. This time I did it slowly…. God, I wish you were doing this for me. Using your big hands to roll my stockings up.. your big hands touching my legs.. touching my thighs. Touching my inner thighs. Eventually parting..

AHEM.

I giggle and I feel my face getting warm. I better not start something without you.. I stand up and put on my black panties and my bra. I walk to my closet and put on my 4 inch “come fuck me” black heels. I feel good… NO, I feel sexy. I smell good.. I smell good enough to eat. I feel sooo sexy. Oh babe, how I wished you were home already.. secretly watching me from behind that door over there..

I walk towards our full wall length mirror and to see if the narcissism thoughts of myself were right.. and indeed. I am right. I look myself over.. just as you would.. and yum. I know you’re gonna LOVE this. I turn around slowly.. watching my ass and my tits bounce as I turned around. I just wanna fuck myself right now.. in front of this mirror. I wanna spread these legs open and just indulge my fingers..

BREATHE..

I can’t help but feel that this sexy outfit isn’t complete. I walk back to my closet and get my long sleeved green cardigan. Oh.. there we go. LOVE this cardigan.. (and it's in your favorite color) it shows my tits no matter what I wear. Now I look secretary whorish sexy. I put on my glasses and walk back to my mirror. I look myself up and down.. I bite my lower lip and god damn. I can feel myself getting wet as I stare at myself in the mirror.

“I look sexy as fuck.” I say out loud. I turn around slowly just to make sure and OH yeah. This is perfect.

“I need to something about this hair… do I put it up in a pony tail or leave it down?” I ask out loud.

“Put it in a pony tail.. so I can grab your hair as I fuck you from behind babe.” You respond back.

You stand behind me and you grab my hair and pull my head back with your left hand. Your right hand starts to travel downwards. Over my tits. You give them a squeeze each. Mmmmm.

“Where is my hand going next?” You ask.

“Oh.. I don’t know.” I reply innocently.

You turn my head towards yours and you start to kiss my me. I start sucking on your lower lip as your hand travels between my legs. Your fingers induldge.. and I moan and spread my legs a bit wider. 

 Hi Yuvutu Family!

I've decided just this minute to renovate my profile. I've decided to delete the only 2 vids that I made. I haven't made up my mind as to whether or not I should make new videos. I should because this site is awesome. But I shouldn't because I have pics.. and that should be enough really, lol. I'm not really sure if I should delete my pics. If I do.. well then of course I'd have to make new ones. But I'm lazy.. soooooo yeh, I better not delete those wonderful pics of mine. 

For those of you that did put my vids in your faves, I'm sorry and for what it's worth I still have fantitstatic pics! 

Anywho.. thank's to those that made me feel appreciated and loved. (This seems like some kind of g'bye blog.. but I promise it's not) I know I haven't been online as much either. And to those that I don't talk to anymore.. I miss yas! I seriously miss a lot of you's.. and I feel bad for not coming into chat as much. There's a lot of you that I miss talking to on day to day basis. There are way too many people to list in this blog.. you know who you guys are. And if you're asking yourself if you're on that list.. than the answer is NO mother fucker, lol. JK :) But um I'm still here.. feel free to say hi to me. Private message me.. ... send me a message via carrier pigeon... or do whatever ya wanna do. I will respond. 

Anwayz.. I'm still here... and I'm alive and well. As I mentioned before.. sorry about deleting the vids.. but wank on to some pics. :)

Love, Dills

1. Cover your stump before you hump

2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

9. If you slip between her things, be sure to condomize

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis

14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member

16. Never ever deck her with an unwrapped pecker

17. Don't be a fool, vulcanizes your tool

18. The right selection will protect your erection

19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil

20. A crank with armor will never harm her

21. No glove, no love!

Unfortunately this isn't my own work.. but have a good laugh. This piece of work is clever!

Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
Since we've no place to go
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I brought some corn for popping
The lights are way down low
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

When we finally kiss goodnight
How I'll hate to go out in the storm
But if you really hold me tight
All the way home I'll be warm.

The fire is slowly dying
And my dear, we're still good-bying
As long as you love me so,
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

I cant get this song out of my head! And it's my ringtone. 

I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you
for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven’t had it for a
while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out
nice and soft. If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am
sure you can satisfy my needs and I’d be very grateful if you would. I
am very desperate and I need your help. You must think by now that I
have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and
sucking out all the juices until it’s very dry. I am not going to beat
around the bush any longer so…….

Do you have a piece of gum?

-Oldie but goodie. Makes me wet every time.. I meant it makes my mouth wet.. yes. ;)

Can ONE watch so much of PORN that you can become desensitized?

Doesn't other peoples vags look hella weird?

Aren't we all really just bicurious or bisexual?

Over time.. does ONES sexual desires increase even more?

Meaning, does ONES sexual needs increase even more?

Does ONES turn ons get more extreme.. over time?

If ONE is truly desenstized by "regular" porn.. does that mean that ONES taste in porn get's more extreme?

What happens to someone who realizes that "regular" porn doesn't cut it?

Why does ONE have the need to feel wanted or yearned by ALL.. then be happy with who they are with?

Why does ONE have to be happy with the ONE they're with... rather then feel sexually gratified/stimulated when being wanted by all?

Does ONE actually have TRUE desires?

Why does ONE desires change? Is it because ONE becomes bored? If so.. is ONE really true to themselves?

Does constant change make ONE really happy?

How is it that some can pleasure themselves to the ultimate height.. but when with a partner they cannot experience the same CLIMAX?

Thus resulting in an unsatisfactory sex.. and you would rather fuck yourself...

So I was browsing through vids and stuff... and I came upon some vids of men wanking off while sitting on a toilet. As a woman who ABSOLUTELY loves cock and cum shots... the only thing I saw was the toilet.  I tried my best to watch what he was doing.. but my eyes kept looking at his porcelain throne.

I can surely understand wanking while standing in the shower.. or sitting down in the tub. I can even understand cumming into a bathroom sink. (It aint my house.. so I won't be brusthing my teeth or washing my face, lol.)

Sure.... each their own and what not, but ladies.. and or men.. what do you think of men or women that wank off while sitting on the toilet? This is a debatable topic so lets here what got to say!

T  is for the way you Tease me

R  is for the Ready you seem to be ;) ;) ;)

U  is how Unfailingly seductive and sexy you are

D  is how Dangerous you can be from a far

A  is Always Always, looking for that guy called Yoda.

Y  is You’ll never be mine, but I’m sorry for kicking you out of the room last night.....

 

LOL <3

 

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, what rhymes with Yoda besides Soda?

I'm working on some paperwork for the boss and I'm completely in the zone. Typing diligently on this typewriter I'm using. Every stroke made perfectly with my french manicured nails. I glance to the left to look at the clock. Damn. The boss is already gone,,.. I could leave too but this stack of paperwork has to be finished today. I don't hear you walk in and you say hello. I look up from my typewriter and look at you over the rim of my dark blue glasses. You hand me your clipboard and tell me you need my signature and tell me you will be right back with a package. I watch you leave and you look so damn hot in your UPS outfit. Your manly calves and your big thighs as well as your long big back and wide shoulders. God, I just want to... I get up with clipboard in hand and walk towards the door. You're already coming back with that package. I open the door for you and I bend down to prop the door open. I can feel you looking me up and down from my black pumps, up my legs, to my blue business miniskirt, to my tight black blouse. I get up quickly and realize I had been bent over for a while. I turn around and I smile at you and I see that your eyes are looking at the top of my breasts for my black tight blouse was unbuttoned to my cleavage. You look at my face and you tell me sorry and here's your delivery. I have you set the box in the boss’s office and you leave suddenly without saying good bye and without your clipboard. I'm bent over the box, with my body facing the door, and I'm trying to open the box.. and you walk back in. I feel my nipples harden. I stand up and I look at you, and you look back into my eyes with a look of hunger and thirst. I walk towards you and I whisper in your ear: God, I just want to fuck you and I don't even know you. You tell me you've got about 20 minutes.

I walk to the front door, lock the door, and close the blinds. I walk back to where you are and I push you up against the wall and I rake my fingers down either side of your shoulders and back up and now down over your chest.. down to your stomach. As I lean against you I bite your neck, not hard but enough to let you know that I'm going to fuck the hell out of you. From left to right I bite your neck and nibble and suck on your adams apple. I can feel your cock get hard against my body. You feel my hardened nipples rubbing all over you. I start to aggressively unbutton your pants and I pull out your hard cock with my hand and I start to stroke you. I watch your eyes roll into the back of your head. I get on my knees and I slowly take your cock into my mouth. I don’t stop until your whole cock has disappeared. I look up at you and you watch me with wide eyes. Back and forth I go and your cock is feeling so damn good in my throat. I feel your hands reach down and grab my ponytail and my pussy starts to throb. You hold my head still and you start to fuck my mouth. I reach down and I start to rub my clit through my blue panties. My panties are soaked. I get up suddenly and I have you walk in front of me and tell you to lie down on the couch on your back. You do as you told without saying a word. I lift my skirt up and I straddle your face with both of my knees on either side of your head. You lick my pussy through my soaked panties and I let out a moan. I pull my panties aside and you thrust your tongue deep into my pussy. I start to ride your face. I can feel your hands unbuttoning my top and pulling out my tits. You grab and fondle my breasts as I start to ride your face harder. God, I just want to cum all over your face. I somehow manage to turn around and now your cock is my mouth. I stop for a second and tell you that I need for you to make me cum hard as I suck your cock. You don’t say a word and start to tongue fuck my throbbing pussy harder and deeper. I’m about to cum and I shove your cock down my throat. I moan LOUD and I feel my juices flow over your lips and down your chin. You fuck my throat as I scream and moan some more. You then start to moan yourself as you feel the vibrations of my orgasm against your cock in my throat. I get up and I walk towards my desk. I still have my heels on and I behind over forward against my desk and I tell you to fuck me. You don’t say a word and you walk towards me while stroking your cock. I can feel you tease me with the head of your cock and then you shove it all in. You start to smack my ass all the while thrusting yourself into me.. harder and harder each time. I tell you to pull my hair and fuck me faster and harder. You oblige by grabbing my pony tail and you fuck me even harder and faster. You tell me that you’re about to cum and you pull out and flip me over. You shoot your load first on the outside of my pussy and then on my tits. You shoot the rest of your hot load all over my tongue and into my mouth. I tell you that you’re running late and it’s been about 30 minutes. While looking me over you take your clipboard and lick your lips. As you walk out you tell me that was a great fuck and we should do it again some time. I tell you if you deliver anything else my way, I’d be more than happy to accept any packages. And dammit, I still didn’t finish my paperwork.

I’m feeling extremely horny and just downright kinky. I just want to watch myself get off. I look for my favorite porno video and make sure it’s viewable on one side of the screen. I turn on my cam and set it at specific angle. I make sure the cam is in a good position on the monitor. I prop my legs up on the desk, opening up my legs wide. I’m watching myself do this on cam and I giggle and bite my lower lip. My favorite porn video is playing and I caress my big soft tits and squeeze my nipples with my hands. I move the cam and make sure it’s focused on my pussy. All I want is to watch how I get it done. I spit on my right index and middle finger and start rubbing my clit softly. My eyes are darting back and forth from the porn vid to myself on cam. I start rubbing slowly, teasing myself and I let out a sigh. I keep rubbing softly and slowly still. I watch my nipples harden and I giggle some more. I start to rub my clit a little bit faster and I moan. I stop what I’m doing and I lick my fingers, licking them clean. My fingers playing with my tongue. I keep watching myself on cam and I watch my hands travel back to my tits. I squeeze them hard and let out another moan. Fuck, this is feeling so god damn fucking good. I want to cum so bad, but I know I’m not ready to explode. I want to make myself work for it. I grab my dildo and I spit on it. I want to make sure it’s well lubricated. I turn on the vibe and the buzzing noise makes my fingers tingle. I start rubbing the outside of my pussy, moving the vibe all around on either side of my pussy. I try not to close my eyes as I watch myself insert my vibe into me. Mmmmm back and forth, in and out and slowly I go. I pull out my vibe and watch my juices flow. My pussy glistening on my cam on the monitor.  I’m so god damn horny that I just want to eat myself. Wishing I could bend forward…. I watch myself insert my vibe deep into my throbbing pussy.  Fucking myself slowly at first and then I start to fuck myself harder. I moan out loud. I can feel myself reaching my climax and I grab my left nipple and squeeze hard…. my other hand on my vibe, still fucking myself harder. I scream loud and cum all over my vibe and myself. I watch myself pull out my vibe slowly. My vibe wet and sparkling with my juices. I know I just stopped, but I’m getting turned on again by watching my pussy throb. Mmmmm, I’ve made quite a mess.

Another blog, I'm trying something new. ;)

It's about 6 am in the morning and I lay there watching you sleep. You're facing my direction and you look so peaceful.  I eye your face up and down and I can't help but imagine how good your lips would feel sucking on neck... sucking on my breasts and my nipples. I instantly think of your tongue and I think back to the night before and remember how good you tongue fucked my pussy.  I begin to touch myself while I'm laying there next to you and staring at your mouth. I pull closer towards you and I nudge your neck with my nose. You sigh and lay on your back, still sleepy. I decide right there and then to give you my own special wake up call. I get under the covers and I slowly get in between your legs. My nipples start to get hard as I think about what I'm going to do next. I move closer towards your cock and I start to lick your balls. I then switch to licking your inner thighs and biting them a bit. You start to moan a little. I go back to licking your balls again and I slowly lick up your shaft to the head of your cock. I grab your balls with my hands and start massaging them slowly. From there, I lower my mouth onto the head of your cock and start sucking very slowly. I then realize you're fully awake and you pull down the covers. You look at me with puzzlement, but you have a grin on your face. I look into your eyes and slowly take all of you into my warm mouth. I hear you grunt and I watch your eyes roll into the back of your head. I can feel myself getting moist and I start to touch my pussy with my other hand. I'm already wet and my juices are flowing. I moan with your cock  in my mouth and you look at me with that shit eating grin. I pick up the pace and start sucking your cock a bit faster. Up and down and all around. You've already have precum.. but none of it's gone to waste. I swallow that down. I lick up and down your shaft, tracing your throbbing veins with my tongue. I stop at your balls and I suck them into my mouth. You moan out loud and you start to curse. I stop what I'm doing and I get on top of you. I straddle your hip and you can feel my wet pussy on your hard cock. I start grindng and you move your hips with mine. Up and down I go.. with my tits softly hitting your face. I stop again and I get in between your legs and I start sucking on your hard cock again. I taste my juices along with yours and it turns me on even more. I start sucking harder and a bit faster. You grab my hair and you keep my head in place. You start to fuck my mouth.  From there I start to finger fuck my pussy. God this feels so damn good. I take over and I start to deep throat your hard cock. I know you're about to cum, so I let you fuck my throat. Mmmm you taste so good. You pull back and I grab your cock with both of my hands. I start to jerk you off and I lick the head of your cock. I pull away a bit and you grab my hair. I stay where I'm at because I know what's going to happen next. I can feel your warm cum hitting the back of my throat and it feels good as fuck. You pull away from me and you cum all over my face and my breasts. I rub your cum in but I save a little on my hands. I lay back and I rub your cum all over my pussy. You give me that "lets fuck" look and you tell me that was one hell of a wake up call.

I've never really blogged before, so here goes.

I often tried to think of something extremely dirty and full of kink while I'm getting myself off in the shower....

As I turn on the shower and I step in, I lather myself up... paying special attention to my breasts and I start to play with my nipples. I start to get horny and I rinse myself off.  I start to rub my clit with my finger and I bite my lower lip. I start to get even more excited.  The thought of knowing what's now going to happen starts to make me wet. I turn around and I grab my 12 inch blue waterproof dildo. I turn it on and it starts to buzz. I guide the tip of my dildo towards my clit and start to rub.  I close my eyes and think of dominating a hot blonde with big tits and a nice ass.  Than my minds starts to drift even more.. picturing myself now dominating a hot brunette that's hog tied in my bed and has her legs opened wide.  I can see myself lowering my body down on her face... and riding her face as hard as I can. Forcing her to eat my pussy. I untie her hands and she starts to rub her pussy. Than I switch to thinking about getting fucked as hard as I can by my husband.  I picture him grabbing my hair and pulling my head back and just pounding the hell out of my wet pussy.

I open my eyes and start to move my dildo a bit faster.. moving it up and down from the space between my ass and my pussy to the top of my clit. I lick my lips and close my eyes and my mind starts to wander off again.  I now start to picture a porno I watched earlier.  A very well hung man that's tied up and being dominated by a woman. I picture him getting whipped. It turns me on that he's geting enjoyment out of being humiliated. He blows his load all over her shoe. I start to rub my pussy harder with my dildo.  I can feel myself about to cum, I hold off and start thinking of that hot brunette that I'm dominating.  I then picture a very well hung man walking towards the bed. He gets on the bed and shoves his hard cock in my mouth. I open my eyes and then begin to insert my dildo in my pussy. Pushing it in and out .. faster and faster. I'm about to cum and my legs start to shake. I start to think about riding my husbands cock and I start to imagine the sounds we're making. I open my eyes again and my nipples get hard. I get a head rush and my legs start shake. I take the dildo out of my pussy and put my hand down there so I can feel my pussy pulsating.  God, I make myself cum so good.