A big beautiful black and white panda walks in to a brothel,picks out his girl and they go in to a bedroom together,the girl undresses and lays on the bed,the panda gers a full and instant erection and says,before I start I must eat to give me full energy,the prostitute says that there is food in the fridge,the panda consumes all the food and washes it down with a glass of milk and then proceeds to fuck the girl first up the arse and the up the cunt where he shoots his enormous load,he then stands up and proceeds to leave the room,the girl shouts,HEY,hav`nt youz forgotten something,I`m a prostitute,you have to pay me,the panda replies,yeah and  I`m a fucking panda,eats,shoots and leaves........................