I wanted a way to boost my 'comment' quota, so I came up with the novel(!) idea of writing a short piece about all my wonderful chatroom friends, I love you all and I want to have all of your babies. Your are Gods and Goddesses amongst men, truly amazing, individual and special people...... :)
Everyone's addicted to the neat chat room
It must be the warmth of the people, I presume
We chat day after day and night after night
I know it's wrong but it feels so right!
So here in verse is a heartfelt tribute
To all the boys and girls who contribute
To my enjoyment and pleasure, yes and trolling too
Thank you all for those special things you do!
Queen of the cam is our lovely SDS
She's gorgeous, nice, AND sexy, no less.
Jamie's in charge, a mod with the power
And poem's seemingly written by the hour!
Lisa is a jewel, a shining beacon of light
A passionate lady, if her fuse you do ignite...
Exy & Beema, the couple that are so much in love
A union made in Heaven, much blessed from above.
Janey's always sensible but every now and then
She'll say something rude to make me think again!
Saxon makes me laugh, he likes my humour too
A genuinely nice chap in this place of yuvutu.
Scotslass is really gorgeous, I love to see her on view
She makes me feel so good, and horny through and through.
Apple Pie, sweet and delicious, just like the real thing,
When she chats to me it makes me feel just like a king.
LBN is sexy, even though I've never seen her
Her voice makes things in my trousers occur!
Martin is a hit with the ladies, he has the gift of the gab
No wonder they all swoon around him and think he is so fab!
Max is one in a million, a real sexy beauty
Intelligent too, she's no empty-headed cutie.
Squidgy is out there, not really from this world
I love her to bits despite the insults she's hurled!
Hot Polar Bear, what can I say about this one?
She's horny, clever, articulate and fun!
Yoda & Truday, they each found Somebody To Love
They suit each other so well and are like Hand In Glove.
Arivle is from a faraway land, over the seas in another place.
When she appears on cam we all gaze upon her beautiful face...
Ohio is from the States, he looks so tough and cool
When his missus appears on cam, I start to shiver and drool.
The youngest girl I've seen on cam, and the sexiest by far,
Is a horny little minx that goes by the name of Star xxxx
ArtisticBobCat bounces in and around the room
He brightens the place up and relieves the gloom.
Jelly is a babe and she knows the old music like punk
But when she's showing on cam, the air is full of spunk!!!
No lines for Momone, Eids, Leon, Tattoo, Frankie and Funky,
But just be glad that the girls think you are all so hunky!
I await all the fantastic comments saying how brilliant this is, anything less than unadulterated praise and adulation will be deleted immediately :)
P.S. Apologies for the gap in the Exy & Beema part, something wrong with the system :( I expect it will be one of the few times that Exy & Beema will be split in the future! :)