I log on in the usual way
My eyes scan the list of peeps
If she's there then I know I will stay
'Cos I really love her heaps
Her long blonde hair cascades down her neck
And hazel eyes pierce my soul
Looking at her breasts leaves me a wreck
But my cock a rampant pole!
Everyone wants to know her well
They all want her ear to bend
But she will only reveal and tell
To those she'd call a good friend
Of course it's not that simple to be
As good-looking as she is
The trolls come down from out of their tree
Searching for the sexual biz
But rudeness she really doesn't like
A swift rebuke will follow
The block button means"Perv, take a hike"
Her pride she will not swallow
On top of beauty, she has a brain
This woman, she has it all
I just don't know how she stands the strain
Never seems to drop the ball
Deep inside she has a loving heart
One that I'd like to make mine
But I know Cupid won't shoot his dart
So go and leave me to pine...