This is definitely not about anyone famous. Honestly. That's what my lawyers have told me to say, anyway. Now normally I wouldn't dream of making fun of someone's disability (except my own, of course) but in this case I am willing to make an exception ;)
Oh where'd her leg go?
It's a mystery
Oh where'd her leg go?
Showbiz history
But where'd her leg go?
Oh I just don't know
Oh where'd her leg go?
No more knee or toe
She's a model and a dream for all young men
Until she crossed the road, for what happened then?
A funny little cop on a motorbike
He ran into her, what an unlucky strike
She's a plucky little girl with a big-town streak
Hopping around, it won't make her weak
Set her sights on getting a celebrity
She's gonna succeeed through adversity
But where'd her leg go?
It's a mystery
Oh where'd her leg go?
Showbiz history
But where'd her leg go?
Oh I just don't know
Oh where'd her leg go?
No more knee or toe
Married a man almost twice her age
The wedding of the year on the front page
Didn't last long now give her the cash
Kinda serves him right for being so rash
Now she's on her own and hated so much
But she just don't care as she leans on her crutch
A gold-digger yes but more than this
She's the villain that we love to boo and hiss
But where'd her leg go?
It's a mystery
Oh where'd her leg go?
Showbiz history
But where'd her leg go?
Oh I just don't know
Oh where'd her leg go?
No more knee or toe