Day 12 - And time to turn my gripes and attention to Whispers, IMs and PMs - Thank you to my female friends for assisting me with this one, as its obviously much more a problem for women than for men.
Whispering ‘Hi’ – what the fuck is that about? The girl immediately has a dilemma – does she reply and consign herself to a whispered conversation she doesn’t want, or ignore it and appear ignorant?
Never whisper to three different women that they are the sexiest girl in yuvu – Girls do talk to each other you know! They will soon find out that you’re a twat and have clearly lied to at least two of them.
IMing a girl with your cam already on and cock out is poor behaviour – Just a hunch, but I can’t see this ever being well received – Do you really think she is just sat at the computer waiting for that shit to happen?
When PMing a girl you have never spoken to before about their vid or pic, just a simple compliment will usually suffice as an ice breaker “Hi, I loved your vid, very sexy. I hope to see more” will do – There really is no need to add “When can I have you sat on my face/cock” at the end of it. Just because a girl has posted a vid does not mean that she is massively horny 24/7 and will be bored by a PM that doesn’t involve graphic descriptions.
Don’t sit there with your cam on whispering 10 different girls – Its only your whisper they can’t see – they can still see that your typing away and do have the intelligence to realise when nothing appears on screen that you’re whispering the same shit to all of them. This is most commonly seen when a guy is wanking and breaks off to type “This is all for you baby” before copying it to any girl he can find
Don’t PM a girl after she has posted a vid or pics telling her what you want to see. It just makes you look an ungrateful ass for what you have been given! The girl will have an imagination of her own, she doesn’t need your suggestion of how she should spread her legs with your name written in permanent marker along her inner thigh! If they want suggestions, I’m pretty sure they will ask for them
Just because someone has left a comment on your pics or vids does not mean they want to be added to your friends list and constantly bombarded with IMs and PMs with detailed descriptions of what you want to do with them. This is especially true when your suggestions are still illegal in 7 states.
Don’t send a PM suggesting a girl shaves or grows her pubic hair back. I think its fair to say she really couldn’t give a fuck what your personal preference is.